Get your hair out of your face. If you wear your hair like Joey Ramone, don’t eat fire. Get your mouth wet. Think of lemons, Scarlett Johansson or Brad Pitt, whatever works for you. Light the torch. Bend your head back, open wide and shove it in. Hold your breath. When you can lower the wire torch deep enough to get your lips around the whole flaming cotton, close your lips tight enough to smother the fire with your wet mouth. It takes practice to close your lips tightly, but not so tight your lips touch the red-hot coat hanger metal. In a couple of seconds, the fire will go out. You just ate fire, but not because I told you to. I told you not to!